aristocrats joke script

Mark Elliott: This summer, share the feeling. It wasn't a dream, was it? Boy: We drive and drive and drive some more. ' This is a family who are raping their own children and performing bestiality. O'Malley: No, no. You know, they make the morningradiant and light. Clopin: [sings] Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for. Esmeralda: Well, you're not hurt, are you? ln trouble! And this time, ha,you'll never come back. That's pure O'Malley, baby. Brian Cummings: It's loads of fun, there's jamming and playing with lots of new friends. Scat Cat:What's a little swinger like youdoin' on our side oftown? Now, now, Berlioz. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. Fine. O'Malley: Well, uh, you seeI-l'm not exactlyher husband. Duchess: Over here, darling. Live all the adventure of the movie and more. Edgar Balthazar: Your favorite dishprepared a very special way. Everyone can have nightmares sometimes. Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. Thank you all. I'm afraid it was justthe imagination of an old lady. Duchess, it's wonderfulto have you all back. WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. Waldo's our uncle. And bring back f***ing major world leaders of the past 60 years, like Hitler. Sleep well. Amelia: And by the way, when we get to Paris,you must meet Uncle Waldo. Kittens, come along! Amelia: It's scandalous. The kid starts spinning around in a circle cause he can't control it. Duchess: Especially whenhe's marinated! She goes, "Well, my sister plays the cello. Short no. [after Wendy Liebman describes a normal family act]. Huh? Lafayette:How come you always grabthe tender part for yourself, man? To my cats. All of a sudden the kid can't take it, diarrhea starts shooting out of his ass. Abigail:We're not chickens. I've had all the help I can take. It's "Roquefort". Ooh. Whoo-whoo! All right. [Clips of "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" are shown]. And saying, "This is totally wrong! Scat Cat tosses a bucket of water over Edgar's head. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you c*nt!". [The claw grabs an alien and drops him down the hole, but we cut to Buzz Lightyear dancing past the Christmas tree] And plenty of surprises to discover. Napoleon:Now this is no timeto turn chicken. [2] When told to audiences who know the punch line, the joke's humor depends on the described outrageousness of the family act.[3][4]. And those eyes of yours. One squeakywheelon the front, it sounds like. Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? Doug Stanhope: So it's finally just a whole prolapsed rectum. O'Malley: All right, step lively! O'Malley runs and Edgar chases him. Naturellement! Toulouse,Marie, where are you? Mark Elliott: Discovering the magic [Esmeralda disappears in a cloud of smoke after blowing her nose] .within himself. Our poor owner,in that big mansion where we lived,all alone. Look at this! Hugo: Pour the wine and (farts with his armpit 3 times) cut the cheese! And for goodness sakes,do be careful! Watch your mouth. Thieves: [singing] Scheming up a scam, out on a limb. O'Malley: Uh-huh, yeah. Just we two. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. My bad. Comics Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette are in the fall-over-laughing camp. We're on holiday. [The mouse clicks the light switch, which makes the room dark. Woody: [Shakes Buzz's head] You're a toy! Woody: [Walks to an alien and picks it up] Hello. Thief #2: [singing] Pull up an easy chair! Milkman: Sacrebleu! Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3: The King of Thieves"! Why, your eyes are like sapphires,sparkling so bright. Abigail,Amelia & Uncle Waldo: [ Laughing ]. Oh, what a horrible,horrible human! To which pets do the otherstip their hats? Napoleon: I'm the leader. Amelia: Now, ah, listen to our idea, you stand here, dear. Gilbert Gottfried: A lot of you are probably saying "Wait, wait, wait. Marie: Goody. This article is about the offensive joke known as "The Aristocrats". What happenedto your lovely tail feathers? WhyEdgar? Edgar Balthazar: Cats inherit first! After the performance, the talent agent asks them just what the hell their act was supposed to be, to which they respond, "The Aristocrats!" a one-wheeled haystack. Napoleon: Wha-Wha--What's goin' on? Like he wants to know, like the name's the important thing! O'Malley: [ Chuckles ]Keep your whiskers up, Toulouse Ol'Tiger. [offscreen] Lafayette,what in tarnation you trying to do!? [We see early pencil animations for the song, "Welcome to the Forty Thieves"]. [baby begins to cry] Yeah I didn't like it that much myself. Anyway, it's much longerthan I'd ever live. This-- Well, this mansion? Frou-Frou grabs Edgar by the jacket. Abigail: A roue. Away! Edgar throws the pitchfork at him, hitting him against the wall. Lewis Black: That's, that's actually, a really great idea to pitch to a network. Naturellement! WebThis 19th-century aristocrat was a spoiled rich boy who never grew up and a man who would often take delight in other peoples misfortune. O'Malley:Wellguess they won'tneed me any more. I ain't done nothin'. We gotta split! O'Malley: [Gasping]Alrighty, whatever. WebWatch more:Gilbert Gottfried solves a murder mystery at Disney World: https://youtu.be/URuNJvtlGT0Gilbert Gottfrieds Dead Pet Turtle: Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Ooh, it's them shoes again. I just love them. If I said "magic carpet," okay? Duchess: Perhaps! The fun begins now on video! He's got nine lives. A porn version of that age old joke kept alive by comedians throughout the years. Just hearing out loud descriptions of giddy sh*t-covered incest. O'Malley: What I had in mind wasa kind of a sports model, baby. They showaristocatic bearing. He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Well. Frou-Frou neighs. Now, come on. BAM THEM WITH AS POLITE A Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] and I push it into her unwilling anus. Duchess: Oh, no more, please. Now, dear, you goto the piano and-- Run a long. Startmentioning name, rodent. I havea cracker with me. Duchess:Oh! The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Maybe it would come out right now as an [Hissing]. I-- I couldnever leave her. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing]Now, Georges, do you must be serious. Beau Weaver: And look for these grand Disney movies to add to your home video collection. Oh, no! Georges Hautecourt: Am I going too fast for you, Edgar? Now, Marie's the caboose. I've got to do something quick! Smile. Hold on. Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! And I come after the cats. Mark Elliott: "Toy Story". Oh, are you all right? [ Sighing ]Gee, I'm gonna miss them too. Now, you want to grow up to be lovely,charming ladies and gentlemen. Napoleon: Wait a minute. Georges Hautecourt: [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[ Humming ]Oh. You just hide over there and youleave the rest to J. Thomas O'Malley. Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" Oh, thank goodness. Maybe you fellon your head. Double delicious! But I don't remember what was so "bad." Berlioz: I'm coming, Mama. Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. 17 Duchess: Oh, I'm delightedto meet you, Monsieur Scat Cat. [Grunting]Lafayette! Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Oh, no. It doesn't matter what it's called! Duchess: Oh. You are most fortunatewe happened along. [Metro TrainWhistle Blowing] Oh no, train! Kittens! . Duchess:Oh, Thomas, Thomas,that would be wonderful. Duchess:Oh, thank you so muchfor offering us your home. Now, please, darling, settle down,and play meyour pretty little song. Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! Here I come! Absolutely. Kyle keeps interrupting him as the story gets more filthy, but Cartman simply disregards him and continues. Duchess: So, why won't you join us,Monsieur Roquefort? Ooh. O'Malley: Well, some humansare like that, Duchess. Don't shush yourold Uncle Waldo! I'm outta here! After the punchline, Kyle says he doesn't get the joke, to which Cartman responds, "Neither do I.". Roquefort:Don't come in! Hello, kittens. I thought he'd never leave! Toulouse: Yeah. Duchess! Marie: And Marie. Oops! [Woody claps for Buzz] And for Sega Genesis and Super NES, "Toy Story: The Video Game". WebThe Aristocrats (2005) "The joke leads me down one path" | and then it switches the path on me suddenly, and it hits me with a hammer. [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we fade to a black background]. WebWith nothing left to lose, he launched into the Aristocrats joke, shifting gears with a decisive, OK, a talent agent is sitting in his office. He goes on for nine minutes and 50 The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. Toulouse, where are you? Where are you? You don't know whether to sh*t or puke in this room. ". We meanfar more to her than that. Napoleon: They're black--How would I know that? Scat Cat: Well, Marie my little lady,let me elucidate here. Aristocats are never found in alley Andy's birthday festival's been movedto today. Amelia: And don't worry about form, sir. Lil' Rush [ Singing ]Everybody's pickin' upon that feline beat'Cause everything else is obsolete, O'Malley [ Singing ] A square with a horn makes youwish you weren't born, Scat Cat: [ Singing ]Every time he plays, O'Malley: [ Singing ] But with a squarein the actYou can setmusic back, Scat Cat: [ Singing ]To the caveman days[ Scats ], O'Malley: [offscreen; singing]I've heard some corny birdswho tried to sing, Scat Cat: [ Singing ]Still the cat's the only catwho knows how to swing, Billy Boss: [ With Russian Accent ]Who wants to dig a long-hairedgig and stufflike that, O'Malley and Scat Cat: [ Singing ]When everybody wants to be a catA square with a horn makes youwish you weren't bornEvery time he plays, O'Malley: [ Singing ] Oh, a-rinky tinky dinky, O'Malley and Scat Cat: [ Singing ]With a square in the actyou can set music backTo the caveman days, Marie: [ Singing ] Oh, a-rinky dinky tinky, Trio: [ Singing ]Yes, everybody wants to be a catEverybody wants to be a catBecause a cat's the only cat, who knows where it's atWhen playin' jazzhe always has a welcome mat'Cause everybodydigs a swingin' cat. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. It will come later. Roquefort: Oh, thank you. Buzz Lightyear: Hey! Mysterious Cat-napperAbducts Family of Cats." Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]That bird cage? But first, introductions. Rita Rudner: The people are abusing each other. We have guys f***ing and sucking, blowing armadillos, diddling like an 11-year old cheerleader. Napoleon: It's squeaky shoesapproachin', man. 0. Toulouse: Frogs? Good evening, Duchess. You don't know the way! Alright? For other uses, see, "Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes", "Diving Deep Into the Dirtiest Joke Ever in 'The Aristocrats', "After a 9/11 Joke Bombed, Gilbert Gottfried Told the Dirtiest Joke in Comedy", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Aristocrats&oldid=1135068379, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 22 January 2023, at 12:47. And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio". [Reading]"Prime Country Goose a la Provencal. " O'Malley: Now look, kids. Elizabeth blair explores the dark world of comedy. Hugo, Victor and Laverne: [singing] A guy like you! Not one single clue at all. The Aristocrats. [Chuckling][Giggling, Groaning]Mm-mm. Duchess: Well, darlings, l--I just don't know. Aristocats are never found inalley ways or hanging around. But that's a whole other story. Stocks and bonds? Title of infamous joke without a punchline. We shall fly to Parison a magic carpet,side by side. Get those twoweb-footed life guards outta here, okay?! Marie: I'll show youif I'm a lady or not. Bonsoir! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now don't move. Police have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. [offscreen]Any last words? Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. Millions. A family walks in to a talent agency. Steady, girl. "Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar" took you beyond imagination. Will you hold on, please. A little lowerand faster there, buddy. Georges Hautecourt: Yes, yes! O'Malley: [sighs] Duchess, there's something I need to ask you. You know. O'Malley: Oh, how sweet. Edgar Balthazar: Of course, Madame. Duchess: (offscreen; chuckling)Yes. Lafayette: Oh, shucks, Napoleon. This kitten cat knows where it's at! O'Malley:[offscreen]Move! I got a million of 'em. Toulouse: I'll show him. Girls. Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. I can't wait. Billy Bunny: [sings] That is what we really do so, yow! Mama, I'm afraid! They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. Edgar Balthazar: [Shoes Squeaking] If I were those mongrels, where would I find my stuff? Breakfast, a la carte. Marie: It's creme de la cremea la Edgar. (2x) Oh, Marie, are you all right? The real joke is, it's not a Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. Scat Cat: Likewise, Duchess. The Muppets are hitting the high seas Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents from Jim Henson Productions Mark Elliott: And the rowdiest crew ever. WebComedians don't tell jokes. O'Malley:Hey! Scram! And the talent agent says, What do you call yourselves? And the father sticks his chest out and goes, The Aristocrats. Oh, it just isn't fair! So they're all f***ing each other right. The aristocrats is a terminal movie. Victor: Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open. Mark Elliott: Lead Aladdin into his biggest adventure ever. Shall we keep himin the family? The Aristocats! Marie: And are we reallygonna ride on it? [chuckling] Just like you say, Thomas. And, Georges, we must be sure toprovide for their future little ones. They're the one's who rescued you from drowning. The Aristocrats Joke!!! Georges Hautecourt:Very good. Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Next Mark Elliott: With the click of the mouse, you bring the story to life! Where's my hat? Thief #1: [sings] Have lots of grubs to share! That's onlya little frog, my love. It was a little oldcricket bug. Edgar! Why, you'll, you'll wake upthe whole neighborhood! Frollo: [To Phoebus, unimpressed] Look at that disgusting display. Quick, kittens! Edgar Balthazar:Coming, Madame! You're too much. Roquefort:[ Muttering ]Why did I listen to that O'Malley cat!? [Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown] Now, here's a special messagefrom Walt Disney World. Come along for rapping and roaring with some furry bears. (onscreen)Please introduce yourselves to him, darlings. Charge! Duchess:[ Sighing ]I don't know what to say. Roquefort:Oh, boy! You're going to travel first class[onscreen]in your ownprivate compartment[offscreen]all the wayto Timbuktu. Duches: [offscreen]Berlioz, now don't be rude. Napoleon: Hush your mouth, you idiot. O'Malley:Well, girls, see ya around. Neighborhood! Berlioz:[offscreen]Aw, shut up, Toulouse. Mark Elliott: And take part in the wedding of the century. Brainless lunatic! I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House". We just have togo home tomorrow. Toulouse:[offscreen]I told ya it was Edgar. Duchess: [Laughing]Bravo! [Laughing]My two favorite nooses! Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you are amazing! Where did the blood come from? Uh, not exactlyyour type, Duchess. Then, presto! Berlioz: Mama, do we have towaddle like they do? You know it was the night of your grand premierethat we first met, remember? This joke may contain profanity. Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agent's office and says that he has an act Kyle: Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to Cartman: [cutting off Kyle] Kyle! Toulouse: Gee whiz! The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies the aristocrats. In its most-basic form, a family goes to see a talent agent, performs their actwhich is comprised of disgusting depravityand once they finish, This is what this joke is about anyway, it's about using your kids. WebThe Aristocrats "The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up [Smacking Lips]Delicious! [Singing]I'm kingof the highwayPrince ofthe boulevard, Duke ofthe avant-gardeThe worldis my backyardSo if you'regoin' my wayThat's the roadyou wanna seekCalcutta to Romeor home, sweet homeIn Parismagnifique, you all. Ooh. Two cats throw a harness from the hay loft, encircling him. - What? The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. Which pets are blessed withthe fairest forms and faces? For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Georges Hautecourt: [voice] Edgar you say? [The movie logo appears] "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". Take that! He hit me on the head. I'm the only cat of my kind. Berlioz: [sighs] It's really hard to pronounce your name, man. A very enthusiastic--. That ain't. Anything could happento them on a night like this weather! It relates the story of a family trying to Amelia: Of course, my dear. I'll bet you're a real tigerin your neighborhood. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, come now, Georges. Duchess: Now, Berlioz. Marie: But, mama, do wehave sparklingsapphire eyes that dazzle too? Berlioz [offscreen] I wish we were homewith Madame right now. [Dives off the bedpost and bounces off the ball with his helmet]. Duchess: [Laughing]Oh, darling. Toulouse: Get her, Berlioz! We can bring in people from the past, because we can do that now you know they got those commercials with Humphrey Bogart and all that other bullshit. Scat Cat:Mousy, you just struck out. [Then we see the torn and tattered Quasimodo close the cathedral doors, transitioning to the Feast of Fools]. So dysfunctional, it defies description. They got rubber feet. You know Edgaris so fond of all of usand takesvery good care of us. Oh, sorry, my dear. O'Malley:Well, if you're applyingfor the job, well--. Hallelujah! Now, this isno time for fun and games. All Rights reserved. Oh, they'll need help. Hop aboard the motorcycle. Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? Swimming, some of the way. And that! Mm. I was on his show he said it wasn't a taped show, but we, like, did a show yeah, it was his office. Possibly a reprobate. Hey, Lafayette. Let's play train. Well, come along, darlings. Duchess:[offscreen]Berlioz, shh! Mark Elliott: And everyone's favorite characters. A few seconds later, Hugo comes to life, spitting a bird's nest out of its mouth]. The joke, called "The Aristocrats" after its punchline, was setup as a pitch meeting to a talent agent. Oh, ooh, ooh! Napoleon: Mm-mm. Duchess:No, not at all. I was asleep a winkall day. The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the comedian. Abigail & Amelia: [ Laughing ] [offscreen]That's stick together. Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it. And other poems by Maya Angelou. Now, you go for the tires, Laffy and I'll goright for the seat of the problem. [The movie logo appears one last time] "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". Berlioz: Oh, boy! [We cut to Scud running to the camera barking, and Woody shrieks as the camera zooms in on his butt]. I don't understand why he would say that. 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